Leader: Knock Knock. Scout: Who's there? Leader: Colleen. Scout: Colleen who? Leader: Colleen yourself up, it's time to eat.		Leader: Knock Knock. Scout: Who's there? Leader: Soup. Scout: Soup who? Leader: Souper Man!
Leader: Knock Knock. Scout: Who's there? Leader: Pasture. Scout: Pasture who? Leader: Pasture your bedtime. Go to sleep.		Leader: Knock Knock. Scout: Who's there? Leader: June. Scout: June who? Leader: June know how to setup that tent.
Leader: Knock Knock. Scout: Who's there? Leader: Elizabeth. Scout: Elizabeth who? Leader: Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing		Leader: Knock Knock. Scout: Who's there? Leader: Eve. Scout: Eve who? Leader: Eve-ho, here we go.
Leader: Knock Knock. Scout: Who's there? Leader: Colleen. Scout: Colleen who? Leader: Colleen yourself up, it's time to eat.		Leader: Knock Knock. Scout: Who's there? Leader: Noah. Scout: Noah who? Leader: Noah how to build a fast pinewood derby car?
Leader: Knock Knock. Scout: Who's there? Leader: Oscar. Scout: Oscar who? Leader: Oscar silly question, get a silly answer.		Leader: Knock Knock. Scout: Who's there? Leader: Abby. Scout: Abby who? Leader: Abby birthday to you!
Leader: Knock Knock. Scout: Who's there? Leader: Radio. Scout: Radio who? Leader: Radio not, here I come!.		Leader: Knock Knock. Scout: Who's there? Leader: Howie. Scout: Howie who? Leader: Fine thanks. How are you

Scout: I hate these one week camp outs. You comb your hair, you brush your teeth, you put a clean set of clothes on, and at the end of the week you have to do it all over again.

A Scout Leader was driving to a camp out and happened to see a truck run over a rabbit. He stopped, got out of his truck, and revived the rabbit. A Cub Scout asked the leader, "What did you use to make that rabbit hop off?" The Leader grinned and said, "Hare restorer."

A Cub Scout Leader was driving into a State Park and saw a sign that read, "To enter State Park you must have dog on leash." The silly leader then spent the next two hours looking for a dog.

Three Cub Scouts were bragging about how tough they were.
"I wear out a pair of hiking boots in a month," the first scout said.
"I wear out a pair of Scout pants in a week," the second scout said.
"That's nothing," the last scout said, "I wear out a leader in 20 minutes."

Leader: What has 50 heads but can't think?
Scout: I do not know.
Leader: A box of matches

Scout: My den leader thinks I am very responsible. Every time something goes wrong at a Pack Meeting, he says I am responsible.

Leader: What did the cowboy yell to the scout who was stuck out on the lake?
Scout: I don't have the foggiest idea.
Leader: Hey, pardner! Whoa, whoa, whoa your boat.

Leader: What did one flag say to the other flag?
Scout: I can't guess.
Leader: Nothing. It just waved!

Scout: "What's more important, your money or your health?
Leader: "My health."
Scout: "Great, can you lead me 20 bucks?"

Webelos Scout: "My den leader sure does like me. I heard him tell another leader that it would be the happiest day of his life when I crossed over into the Boy Scouts."

Leader: Go look in that tent over there. You'll see a ten-foot snake.
Scout: Don't try to kid me. I know snakes don't have feet.

Leader: What kind of scout can jump higher than a house?
Scout: All kinds - houses can't jump!